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CyberCreep Internet Content Filter Software
Remember back in The Day, when the Internet was dominated by freaks, weirdos, eccentrics and maniacs?
- Before every common rube and yokel with a phone line and a 486 was allowed access?
- Before every middle-aged suburban housewife could prop up her own web page?
- Before every snot-nosed teenager could buy a domain name with his parents' credit card?
- Before Corporate America put a ".com" on everything they made?
| Children's sites? | BYE-BYE. |
| Corporate sites? | BLAMMO. |
| "Kewl" Sites Of Whenever? | A THING OF THE PAST. |
| Top 5% sites? | NOT HERE. |
| Star Trek sites? | SET PHASERS TO "IGNORE." |
| Religious sites? | SMITED. |
| AOL? | Who? |
CyberCreep routes your internet traffic around so-called "Quality" sites, granting you faster access to The One True Web...
The Weird Web that Congress and the Pentagon don't want you to see! Shit like this:
Bill Hicks.com
The late Bill Hicks, the greatest comedian you've never heard of.
(Bill just didn't have what it takes to do Disney movies and truck commercials)
The Reverend Tim McIntire
"Pornography is good for you."
Amen!
The former home of the Dysfunctional Family Circus, but that's another matter.
Bastard Operator From Hell
Bastard Home Page
John Bizarre
"You can always tell if it's going to be a big one during the first few moments and this one felt like no big deal so I saw no reason to stop typing out the word 'fuckknuckle'.
"Yes, it's a compound word, not two words, ya jag."
Cockeyed
Amateur science + cute girls = Cool!
Acts Of Gord
"You don't have very good customer service!"
"You aren't a very good customer."
Ah, customer service the Zirconia3.com way!
Concerned: The Half-Life and Death of Gordan Frohman
Red Meat
Red Meat Construction Set
The Comics Curmudgeon
"Did you know that 'Mark Trail' is actually an Estonian word? It's derived from 'Mark,' meaning 'smug,' and 'Trail,' meaning 'tsunami-surviving bastard.'"
The Church Of The SubGenius.
Eternal salvation or triple your money back!
The Barney Fun Page
"You are currently using a shotgun. Select another weapon, or fire!"
Rev. Jim Huber, Heretic
Psycho Dave's Weirdcrap.com
Hitler was a... Dahmer was a...
Wouldn't you like to be a Christian too?
JREF
The Skeptic's Dictionary & Guide for the New Millennium
with new space-age ingredient Skeptizon-7TM, guaranteed to improve your spiritual outlook by 500%!!
The Rude Pundit
Alicublog
Bob Harris
What's New by Bob Park
Capitol Hill Blue
Cynicism? You're soaking in it.
Hacker jargon
You're not a squinty-eyed sleep-deprived caffine-saturated carpal-tunneled computer hacker? Well, now you can talk like one.
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Order CyberCreep today! Operates on any browser, any platform.
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