DFC #361 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Billy was able to make Kittycat disappear and then reappear, but his career as a magician ended after he tried to saw a rabbit in half and pull Dolly out of a hat.--Elkman
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MOM-MEE! Look what we found down by the docks, foaming at the mouth and feeding on wharf rats. Can we keep him?--Anastasia
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"É il Duce!"--M
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"Mo-om! It's the other white meat!"--Rabbi-Baby Buggy Bumpers
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No Dad, Kittycat STILL hasn't passed yer goddamn quarter! And YES, Billy's still in position! Jeezus...--Doc Evil
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Kittycat kicked Garfield's ass, AND ate his lasagna!--NME--
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As Billy brought a new pet cat into the house, P.J. raised his foot in eager anticipation. "Hope this one makes a funny noise too!" he fiendishly thought.--Mr. Ben McClellan
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Mom! Call 911! Billy's breaking the 'straining order again!--bobo
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"Kitty, Kitty, uber alles..." --Pete
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Mo-o-o-m! Billy's telegoosing me!--Destroyer
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"We found a way out of the circle. Unfortunately it leads to Branson, MO, so we've decided to stick it out with you perverts after all."--nine elle
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Hey Ma! Look what the cat REFUSED to drag in!--Doc Evil
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"Haircut? Check," thought PJ. "Overalls? Check." Just one last run through the routine and he'd be off to the jug-band audition and, with a little luck, away from this strip forever.--hangtownman
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A horrified Dolly realizes that it did have her tongue.--Gen. Sedgwick
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Good news! We found Daddy, but after he pissed Broom Hilda off...--Mr. Ben McClellan
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"It's der Fuerher!"yelled Dolly as PJ goosestepped after his mentor and Billy and Jeffy attempted enthusiastic, if inaccurate, salutes.--Nervous Tick
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In this illustration from Darwin's Origin of the Species, we see how a modern-day cat evolved from the more primitive Melonheadus Anthropodus.--Coalcracker
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Not Me joins the game of "duck, duck, goose".--Gen. Sedgwick
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"My secret salute / Kittycat's excited grin / The first to go: Sam." -- P.J. Keane: A Biography in Haiku, p. 27-- Crazy Climber
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"Mom? Take your choice. Either it's one spaying or three neuterings."--Who me?
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No cats were actually morphed with Carol Channing during the making of this panel.--Opie
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"Jesus," thought Sam. "They made ME crawl through barbed wire and rusty fishhooks to get in."--Diedi
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The Keane kids don't get many endorsements in the States, but as you can see, they were a big hit in Southeast Asia with their "Cat: The Other White Meat" campaign.--phil
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The Tree leaned forward anxiously. The door was open and the children were distracted. This might be its big chance...--Podbeing
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Kittycat is trippin' on some catnip in the middle of kid play!--R.J.M.
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"MOM, We Got the cat fixed did'nt we? Dear Lord please tell me we got the cat fixed!"--HanoverF
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I may be just a goddam cat's doorman now, Jeffy thought, but at least I don't have to follow the mangy furball around and catch his droppings before they touch the ground. --Shem
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We've secretly replaced Dolly's Monistat-7 with new Super Icy-Hot. Let's see if she notices...--hangtownman
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Pavlov's Journal, day five: I have trained the small yellow-haired subject, designated 'Billy', to release the cat into the controlled environment on cue, but to date the hideously ape-like subject, designated 'Dolly', will not engage in the bloody carnage I'd hoped for, instead hopping about lik an addled cockroach. I will continue to observe...--Julian Wells
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Inwardly Kittycat sighed. Sure, fame had its good sides -- plenty of money and a staff of melonheads who catered to her every whim. But in this sea of well-wishers was there anyone, even one, who knew how a cat can hurt inside?--me, myself, I
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"Billy sez' if these soutures hold, we'll never hafta clean Kittycat's litter box again."--Sean Q
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Give me 3 to 5 odds on the wild ocelot with a 20 to 1 spread that Sam lasts longer than two minutes with his intestines intact.--Mr. ?
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Dolly has been telepathically goosed, and the culprit is in this very room!--Namgubed the Merry Elf
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There was me, and my three droogs. And we thought it was time for the old, surprise visit. There was this old devochka, and her puss-pots giving each other kitty-tol-chocks and thrashings!--Erekose
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The revolution was quashed and the insurrectionist Barfy swiftly executed. Kittycat's rule had been secured, and she could once more parade before her loyal, fawning subjects. Yes, life was good.--Desscribe
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