DFC #21 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Can you teach me to fly like that mom?--Mike
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"Look, we ALL know that this caption is so bloody obvious...so whaddya say we just scoot our butts over to Cartoon Number 22 and keep Keane out of the Welfare line?"--Wes Flinn
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All I'm saying is if you let 'em get too friendly with each other, you're going to have 200 very pissed-off customers at the cage fight this weekend...--Andy Ihnatko
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Well, the animal tests of our love potion were a complete success! You can see what it did to Barfy, and as for Dad, well, the minivan's gonna need a new front fender.--Andy Ihnatko
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Call Animal Control and cancel...Billy and I came up with a better test. If PJ doesn't get rabies, then Barfy's clean and we didn't have to have him destroyed to find out!--Andy Ihnatko
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Well, I don't appear to be wearing any pants, your breasts are even more prominent than usual, and Barfy is violating PJ. Personally, I'm thinking this is a justiable laff riot even without a caption.--Incessant Boredom Man
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"Mom, you should try the dog out, too! Everyone else has."--Felix W.
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"The neighbor's dog pissed all over Jeffy's face again."--Rick S.
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You're about to see why we named him "Barfy".--anon
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Mommy, After the way they fucked each other, don't they have to get married now?--RBByrnes
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Cripes! Can't you put a crowbar in your wallet and just buy the damn dog some alpo?--RBByrnes
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No, that's OK...go back to reading your paper. PJ's actually been calling Barfy "Mommy" for the past few months, so your presence will just confuse him.--Andy Ihnatko
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I knew it! You've been sitting on his face again haven't you!?--anon
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Barfy's pink pencil is showin' again!--jim
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You've been feeding PJ Kal-Kan again, haven't you?--ik
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...but when daddy did that to me you got mad!--LOG
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I'm telling you he tastes like chicken!! Even the dog knows it!! NOW can we eat him?--Nick Helms
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Sorry, mom, I ran out of hovering gags for you two panels ago.--ewhac
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Mommy! Spot doesn't like me anymore! He's already mounted PJ twice today, but he's completely ignoring me!--GM
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Mommy? Is THIS foreplay?--Battlecry
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Mom, tell that little bastard to get back here and help pull my leg outta this thing!!--anon
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PJ's standin'! Does that mean he don't hafta sleep outside with the dog no more?--Mikael Behrens
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Would telling him where that's just been traumatize him?--anon
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This should either teach Barfy not to drink out of the toilet or teach P.J. to flush.--Greg J
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Mommy, will you please tell those two to get a room?--anon
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Oh Sure! It's cute when Barfy licks PJ, but if Barfy licks me, that's beastiality!--Sideshow Alex
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The original caption for this was "Barfy's tasting PJ". Is it me, or does further perversion seem somewhat unnecessary? --anon
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Should I tell PJ the view from back here is much better?--mattp
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Dont'cha think Barfy's collar is just a tad tight?--Stomp
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Isn't it adorable, the way Barfy's trying to lick PJ's head back into a normal shape?--Trism
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