DFC #244 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
"Yeah, Farrah Fawcett made a pile of money this way, but she was naked!"--Boner Cunningham
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Great. So whadda we do when the anti-gravity tonic wears off?--Namgubed the Merry Elf
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Pour me another shot before I hit the mosh pit again. Man, I am pumped!--Namgubed the Merry Elf
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Jeffy, of all your fetishes, this "brain trading and body paint" is by far the weirdest one. You're sick.--Mighty Owl ask about my easy payment plan
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I'm having second thoughts about this "Human Map of Guam" thing...couldn't we petition Guinness for "Most fingers pulled"?--Itchy Bitchy Fresh and Stitchy
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ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I don't want to play Freshman Engineer any more!--Dan Jones
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It's not working, Dolly. Bil's moving the circle away from us already. Try something funnier.--Daniel Jones
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...Look, if we're going to avoid that Affirmative Action lawsuit, then covering me with India ink is the only option left to us. Besides, I'm the only one with anything resembling an afro!--OM
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Okay, so, now I know which orangoutangs at the zoo pitch their shit at passers-by and which of 'em don't. --Bialystock
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"Look, I told you to to put these handcuffs on me so I wouldn't drink. But what the hell are you doing waving the bottle in front of me for? You are one sadistic bitch, you know that?"---Jester
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In vain, Dolly Connor took out another Molotov cocktail, but the Jeffy-800 kept coming, already without both of his arms.--Wyvern
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Once he was liquored up, Jeffy would do almost anything for another shot of vodka. Once, I made him roll in his own excrement and then shout the lyrics to "I'm just a girl". -- Life in the Circle: The Dolly Keane Biography--Westur the Unspeakable
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"Jeffy gets his" - First in a series of Family Circus commemerative plates. Available now from the Franklin Mint!--Westur the Unspeakable
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Okay -- you're a zit -- I get it already!--Namgubed the Merry Elf
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Ok, that's enough molasses. Now where's that wasps' nest? I'll get out of this hellish existence one way or another!--Tazabby
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Okay, I'm convinced! There really are marketed bottles of "whoop-ass!"--Mr. Ben
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That's the last time I go down on you when you're on the rag...--Ol' dirty bastard
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"So, Dolly, you thought a decanter-full of arsenic and a shiv to the heart was enough to get rid of me, eh? I'm back, Dolly, back from the grave, and I want my strip back!"--The Crypt Shifter
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Why didn't you tell me that its bear pheremones in that cologne?--Anastasia
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Well, you got "Good on you mate" off of my shirt, but you still made a bloody mess with that paint!--Mr. Ben
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Hi, I'm your JeffyGenie, I'm hungover as fuck and I haven't gotten laid in six hundred years! What the hell is your damn wish?!--Mr. Ben
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"More ink, more ink! I need more Ink on me than anyone else in the strip!" he said...his sadistic stardom trip was beginning to show it's nasty side.--Jenn Dolari
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Yeah, well, YOU just try staying clean in scatology class, bigshot!--Dr. Zam
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Once again, Dolly's plans of mating a melon-headed boy with a Dalmation had been foiled by that damned Pongo.--wombat
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"So you're the one who slipped Bil the laxative! And on "Father and Son" Night!"--wombat
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Okay, okay! "Dolly is great, Dolly is good, your body is hot and gives me wood". Now, give me the fucking pain medicine!!!--Vice Pope Doug
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No, Barfy definitely does not want his medince--living a lie
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"I don't care if they did it in World War II! The 'make ourselves unattractive' ploy didn't work the last time Uncle Roy came to visit, and it's not gonna work now!"--anon
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