DFC #128 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Ow! My foot! What the hell did I step on? ...A golf ball? What kind of an idiot plays golf in the bathroom?--Joe Klein
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Billy stands when he does it, Jeffy stands when he does it, Daddy stands when he does it. Why shouldn't I stand when I do it?--sisyphus
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No, mom, I think they found the camera. Sorry.--Ex-Lax Man
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Whoah! Tiles! Towels!! Let's go check the kitchen and see if we have a refrigerator drawn for us too!--Don Spudleone
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Oh man, I certainly hope the Giants don't win again! Daddy's murder on my ass when he's so happy!--Don Spudleone
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"I know plumbers are expensive, but I'm tired of crapping in the tub and beating it down the drain with a stick!"--Paul T. Riddell
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Peeked too early, ya fuckin' voyeurs!! --Vice Pope Doug
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Dolly and her mother decide on a daring experiment; is there life beyond the curved border of their world?--Thomas Wilde
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It's really easy - put your right toe next to your left heel, slide your left foot back as you lower your right foot to the ground, and repeat. Practice that for a while, and next week we can work on your crotch-grabbing.--anonymous
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Yeah, I killed Jeffy, but look at the toilet seat! It's up! Can you blame me?--Greg J
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Generic DFC caption #326: "Hey, who used all my heroin needles?"--Greg J
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Again?!? All right, we'll get you out, Jeffy, but I'd like to know how this keeps happening.--Greg J
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I know, I know...It was stupid to bet Billy I could eat 12 pieces of Ex-Lax.--Larry Anderson
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Corn? When the hell did I eat corn?--His Imperial Majesty
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You bet your ass I'm mad, if Billy switched your feminine itch cream with Ben-Gay how would you feel?--Rainman
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Binge, purge, binge, purge. When will it ever end?--El Vez
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I know you don't like it when I eat crayons, but c'mon, this one's a masterpiece!--El Vez
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It never fails, you do a little weed with Scooby and Shaggy at a party the night before, and you're selected for the random drug testing the next day.--Shawn
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You're giving me the creeps! Even Uncle Roy doesn't watch me on the can!--Joe Blow
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No way do I get into that tub until you get out of here with that video camera!--Joe Blow
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I don't need a bath. I took one with Dennis Mitchell and his dad this morning.--Joe Blow
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Cry your head off for all I care PJ! You're staying duct taped to that damn thing until you learn to use it.--Amazing Alkirk
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I must, I must, I must increase my bust!--anon
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Okay, okay, "itchy", hold on. I think we still have some of P.J.'s worm medicine left. --anon
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It's not that I don't like you mom. It just feels a little awkward taking a dump with your nine foot mother looking over your shoulders.--Cheezo
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Oh fuck. He forgot to draw the toilet.--Cheezo
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When your in the DFC, and the liquid is not pee, diarrhea, huh huh, diarrhea, huh, huh!--yeah right
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I thought PJ wouldn't fit in their either, but once we broke all the bones in his body, he went down easier than a wet tissue paper.--Hopeless
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I'm tired of dad buttfucking us till our nose bleeds! Billy and Jeffy may enjoy it, but I think it's just wrong!--Saint C
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Well, you are bothering me! Now if you'll leave, I can finish purging! Sheesh!--Bill Versteegen
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Mother, I'm forty years old. I can go to the bathroom by myself.--Anastasia
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I thought the Drano can said not to induce vomiting.--Anastasia
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Again? Mom, the condoms filled with smack aren't gonna come out until they're good and ready.--Anastasia
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Boy, you swallow one diamond....--Anastasia
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Damnit mom! No means NO!--anon
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Go turd, go! Go turd, go!!--anon
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P. J! P. J! He's our man! If he can't potty train, no one can!--Dave the Fave
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Okay, already. I'll flush it. I still don't understand why Mapplethorpe's "Piss Christ" was art and my "Piss Barbie" isn't.--The Lawyer
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See there it is! Jeez, I told you not to let Billy get a python.--Kelvin Cabrera-Castellar
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I enjoy squatting on so many levels.--Cheezo
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OK, fine, you were right...PJ's still too little to be toilet-trained. Just wipe that smug look off your face and just get me the damned plunger, will you?--Rotter
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Thanx mom. Once again your "tuna suprise" has left me with the trots. Big fuckin' suprise!--Bloody Wanker
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For the love of Pete, look at the little bugger try to climb out of the bowl! Gee, Ma, why didn't we try flushing the little rugrat before?--Stefan Jones
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Come on baby, do the locomotion!--Jan Keilek
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