DFC #139 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
OK, Simon says "bend over". PJ, stop playing with that. We're going to need it in a second here...--Stiles Bitchly
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Is this really how Aerosmith got started trashing hotel rooms, Grandma?--osmo
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Grandma! PJ's not looting! I get his share of the booty.--Bongbrain
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Run!!! P.J.'s pulled the pin!!!--Tazabby
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Gran'ma, no matter HOW long we look, you'll NEVER find your virginity again. It's lost forever... and so is yer mind, obviously.--Doc Evil
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How come that little shit never has to try and find your "Beefcake Review" seniors discount card?--Darrell
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I'll bet P.J. has your lost youth! Let's GET HIM!--halaq
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Just so you know, P.J.s up to the third chamber in Russian Roulette.--Tazabby
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Quit looking for the holy water, it's hopeless. Once he opens the temporal gate and releases the hellspawn, we'll be char-broiled in an instant.--tv's 'sizzle' Spatch
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One-two-three on PJ. And Gramma. And Billy. And Jeffy. You guys really suck at this.--Greg J
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Dolly reveals her new creation: a cyborg P.J. with whirling sawblade hands. Jeffy prays to God in fear of the monster PJ has become, Gramma reaches into the drawer for her .45 to end this atrocity once and for all, and Billy silently searches for loose change to spend on cheap whiskey, as usual.--Greg J
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I'm telling you, searching for meaning in this cartoon is useless. You guys are not going to find just what the hell PJ is doing.--Greg J
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Grandma, P.J.'s playing with that quantum singularity again!--anon
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We lose a winning lottery ticket, an' HE sits there happy as a fuckin' clam!! Let's take a five minute break an' kick the living shit out of him!--Vice Pope Doug
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Grandma, P.J. found your vibrator. It was in the Difficult Zone all the time!--His Imperial Majesty
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A skull here, a femur there, next thing you know, we've pieced together grandpa.--Bongbrain
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Hey everybody, PJ's been right there all along. Grandma, this was the best batch of Goofy Cake yet.--Bongbrain
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Look over there all you want, but I think PJ's the key to today's punch line. Damn Bil for hitting the Tequila before the caption's done.--anon
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Oh, that invisible Vermeer. PJ's in the process of slashing it to invisible ribbons.--Anastasia
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PJ knows how to use that switchblade, Grandma. You better keep looking for his Mad Dog.--Recourse
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That's right, you feeble-minded old hag, leave your nunchucks where anyone can find it.--Tazabby
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P.J.'s got the shrinking ray gun! Grab it before he shoots me as well!--Tazabby
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It's worse than you think. Daddy sometimes makes him wear a majorette outfit too.--Charlie Steinhice
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Hey! Look who's swinging the $300 baggie of quality blow around! You know the drill everyone: no suddens movements, talk softly, an' be prepared to swap with an animal cracker!--Vice Pope Doug
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Everybody just RELAX! It's obvious that is an especially complex drawing. There is no need to panic.--ChoppingBlock
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