DFC #163 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Hold it in, I told you! We can't afford to lose the secret documents they implanted into your cartilage! Now wipe your nose...GENTLY...the Austrian border is just a few blocks away...--little daniel jones
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Don't worry, you get used to the Zyklon-B after being at Granma's for a while. The part that gives me the creeps is when she makes you dig your own grave.--Schickelgruber
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If you're not getting the DFC in stereo, you're only getting half the incest jokes.--Greg J
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So much for making it into Grandma's Aryan nation, oh ye of weak immune system.--anon
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You knocked the vertical hold off you idiot!--anon
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Grandma and Jeffy stood speechless as Dolly used her telekenetic powers to force the spray back up Jeffy's nose--Mad Mike
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You're lucky! Last time that happened to me, I bit Uncle Roy's clean off!--RBByrnes
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Ever wonder how DFC reaches newspapers across the country? Here, in rare footage, we can see the cellular division used to replicate America's favorite family of tears nationwide. The sharp-eyed will notice evidence of mutation between the daughter cells.--Blue Gargantua
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That sneeze, the wimpy mustache, your constant singing of " I Got You, Babe! " No two ways about it, Jeffster...You've got the E-Bono virus!--Doc Evil
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Are you gonna eat that?--His Imperial Majesty
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How dare you spit out Daddy's Holy Sperm! You'll burn in Hell for that!--Bubba
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"Yep, it's Ebola alright. See the way your skin is dissolving off of your scalp?"--Speed R.
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I hope the first person to send in a "Pull my finger" caption gets the same debilitating illness you got, Jeffy.--Skippy the Wonder Dog
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That's German for: Granma loves me more then she loves you.--Chaz II
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Ha - that's how she cursed Gran'pa right before his heart exploded.--Schickelgruber
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The marketing disaster of the sixties: Family Circus Asprin.--Preacher/Judge
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"Hey! Whadaya call Jeffy the crack whore with a runny nose? FULL! Get it Gramma?"--Speed R.
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Gesundheit my ass! More like "AZT, butt boy!"--anon
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Ich will Sie toten!--Pastor of Muppets
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There, now do you believe she was an elite guard at Auschwitz?--Wildgoose
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New from Vicks - the Family Circus(tm) multisymptom cold remedy. One side's a powerful decongestant; the other is Roofies.--Joe Blow
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Nice work, Jeffy! I TOLD you we could get word balloons in here if we tried!--Charlie Steinhice
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According to this strip's vapid theology, I am required to cutely misquote some lame, whitebread invocation of Yahweh to protect your soul from the damnation you risk every time you sneeze and let a demon into your nasal passage. "God mess you!" --Jojo
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No, I am the ' Walrus '. ( K'coo - K'choo ) You are the ' Eggman '...--Doc Evil
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