DFC #193 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
"Sure, you've got an injunction on me, you little jerk, but there aren't any on your siblings, so quit poppin' off!"--phonsux
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How many times do I have to tell you, yelling "INCOMING" at the VietNam wall is not funny.--Lt. Dan
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When we get in, Chelsea's MINE! That little slut could suck-start a Harley, and I'll fucking kill you if you so much as look at her, capiche?--5150
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And I was so near climax, too!--anon
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I've been pulling your finger for FIVE MINUTES! Is anything going to happen?--Mighty Owl
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. . .alright, I've had it. No spanking tonight for you, young man!--The Hanged Man
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Jeffy, this had better be one damn fine whore! You brother and sister are mad as hell for haivng to miss the rest of the "Arrests of Washington" tour!--Tony's Dancing Clams
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"I know, I didn't see the 'Pants Required' sign either! Who knew?"--Larry Hastings
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I agree with you. There should be a monument to Bob Packwood. But women just don't see it that way.--Anastasia
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I thought my "Speed" jokes were funny. They didn't have to kick us off, though. Jeez!--anon
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I know you're proud, son, but shouting "No, no, Daddy did it!" when the verdict was announced was a bad thing.--Stefan Jones
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Having wrested the goddamn pennant away from PJ, Dolly saw the perfect chance to stick it where it really belonged...--anon
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Listen, Jeffy--what Daddy does with Mommy's underthings in our home is private. Those people don't need to hear about it.--anon
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Stop whining. You can walk on the ground when your legs are longer.--Dr. B.
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"Sorry, kids. I don't know why they call it a shuttle tour -- never saw the damn thing, myself."--Moorlock
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I just don't understand it! women can breastfeed in public, no problem. A man tries it and suddenly everyone screams "Pervert!"--Mike Smith
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Weird Al Yankovic is not your hero. I am, damnit! Me! Me, me, ME!--phonsux
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Because if I didn't put the Capitol dome on top of the bus, how would our readers know we're in D.C?--anon
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Do not EVER have sex on a bus with a stranger without a condom! You are grounded young man!--Vice Pope Doug
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So what if it was Dan Quayle? Do you know how lucky we were to have any former vice-president driving the bus?--Rotter
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Hey kids, look! Keep on Truckin! Oh never mind, I was just pretending I had talent.--Norm DePlume
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"Don't look back at the driver... didn't you see the way he was undressing me with his eyes?"--Mr. Menstration
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