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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Dolly's tryouts to be in the next FTD logo understandibly failed miserably...--Mr. Ben McClellan
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PJ, Jeffy, turn off the oven - I found beauty!--Ol' Franklin
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YAH-HOOOOO!!! Extreme flower picking!!! * SURRRRRRRGE!!! *--Doc Evil
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Stage One of Dolly's plan for world conquest was complete. Soon she would have an army of aphids. Then no one would laugh. No one.--nine elle
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Opening Scene: Circle of the Triffids, 1997, DFC Productions, Inc.--zen
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"Somehow Dolly always sensed when Mommy was out of Claritin." -- from the testimony of Patrick Joseph Keane, Arizona v. Thelma Keane--Gen. Sedgwick
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"Look! Look! I just deflowered Jeffy! Come see before the joke gets old!"--tv's Spatch
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"Look! Pretty feminine flowers! That proves I lean more towards femme, Mom, you bitter ol' butch!"--tv's Spatch
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Dennis was right! Mr. Wilson does have chest pains when we pull up his garden.--bobo
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Nothing says "I love you" like flowers ... wait a minute, I hate those bastards!--Noodle Muffin
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Wow, I can HEAR the spandex screaming across the internet!--Yakko
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Mama! My Young Pioneers Patriotic Agricultural Unit won the People's Victorious Red Youth Citation for our cheery rendition of "Hymn to Smothering The Imperialists With Our Record Output of Dandelion By-Product"!--Eat Yerself Fitter Bulgakov
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After months of continuous steroid use, Dolly finally had the strength to pull out simple garden weeds--Gecko Man
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Check it out,guys! Grandpa Keane really IS pushin' up daisies!--Doc Evil
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"Heehee! Jeffy with hay fever, and me with these! Let's see who rules the panel NOW!"--Magus
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Gramma here's some flowers for your grave...when you finally die!--R.J.M.
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Thank god for Prop. 215!!!--Bubba
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Valentine's Day in the Keane household was always a special occasion. Dolly woul;d bring Bil flowers as a token her of love and elektra complex, just before he, in his traditional holdiay role of Caligula, would sacrifice one of the boys to the lions.--nine elle
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The flowers worked. Within a week the smell was all but gone. Now it was only a matter of washing up the bloodstains and plastering the old man in between the walls.--nine elle
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Look! They were givin' away free gifts at gran'ma's funeral!--The Outsider
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With Ophelia-like pathos, Dolly really believed the flowers were the Olympic torch, and that our Arizona split-level was a stadium in Nagano. Then she drowned in the wading pool. --PJ, Memoirs--soon
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When Dolly got the FTD job, Jeffy and I took bets on whether the child labor laws would shut her down before her own incompetence did. --Billy, Memoirs--soon
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Although her resemblance to Sally Field was uncanny, Dolly, the Flying Dyke never made it past the first episode.--Riff
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Hey, Mom, look what my instructor at the Female Gym Teacher training class gave me!--Vitamin Tom
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Hemp. Is there anything it *can't* do?--Action Jackson
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