DFC #25 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
You were with that fluzie again, weren't you?! And you're DRUNK!--Flick
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I told you that the pregnancy test takes 10 minutes to do.--anon
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"Hey! Mom said no adjusting the kill count!"--Felix W.
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"They're late with the phone call! Kill the first hosatge so they see we're serious!" --Rick S.
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"Gawd damn...when are these old farts LEAVING, already?!"--RBByrnes
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No Billy! It's too late for a nooner!--anon
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Your Web Page Counter isn't gonna move any faster if you stare at it, stupid!--Rob Middleton
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HEY! I haven't even so much as kissed him yet! Put it back to 200!--Andy Ihnatko
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201? 201? OK, 202! Now serving number 202, in the Mauve Room!--Andy Ihnatko
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That thing's as big as a toaster oven! Damn Soviet-made digital clocks!--Andy Ihnatko
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I don't know what it does. But Microsoft Tech Support told me that version 2.0 of the dresser would crash under Windows95, so I ordered the $90 upgrade.--Andy Ihnatko
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Look, it is *SO* a clock! Dad just doesn't have any sense of proportion!--zazu
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He draws everything big! Look at our heads for christ's sake!--zazu
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Billy, stop staring at the clock and help me kill the old guy!--anon
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Where the hell did you find a digital clock the size of a toaster oven?--anon
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You heard me; a REAL man would have lasted more than 60 seconds! I'm going back to grandpa!--PG
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If you want the microwave to scramble Grandpa's pacemaker, you gotta wait 'till he gets in the room!--anon
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You've got it lucky. I look like a bad chain saw sculpture!--jake
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I guess you CAN do that for an hour without going blind.--anon
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Billy! Guinness doesn't have a record for farting 1000 times per hour!--Mark T
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See how much radiation you've absorbed? Now the Atomic Energy Commission's gonna be on our ass like nobody's business!--panicboy
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...and unless we can channel 1.3 gigawatts through the flux capacitor, we'll never make it back to 4:25!--panicboy
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When are you going to stop this stupid "minute of silence" every year on the day "Cop Rock" was cancelled?--panicboy
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Of course the numbers are huge! The old coot's blind as a bat! He just patted me on the head and said, "Good dog!" I'm gettin' the hell out of this hole before he gets out the Milk Bones!--Nethicus
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Billy? BILLY! Not again. What is it with him and that clock?--Nick Helms
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"Okay, I'll help you. But I'd like to know how you got it caught in the drawer in the first place."--Blake
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I've tried everything to try to get them to leave, but Grampa just keeps talking about his pacemaker scar. Give them another ten minutes, and then start the microwave.--Greg J
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Where the hell have you been for the past hour? When I asked if you wanted to get into my drawers, this ISN'T what I meant!--D. Hughes
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I'm gonna get a computer, change my name to Dollbert and blow Scott Adams! Then it's so long to all you sorry assed losers and this piece of shit comic strip!--paTRICK heSTER
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"Big Hand/Little Hand"? For the love of Jesus, Billy, wake up and smell the nineties, would ya?--Craig
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I'VE BEEN DRAWN WITH A FROWNY FACE! I'M EVIDENTLY FURIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING YOU'RE CURRENTLY DOING! YOU'RE CURRENTLY LOOKING AT A CLOCK! HEY, GET AWAY FROM THE CLOCK, ASSHOLE! How was that? Did I do good, Mr. Keane? --bleh
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Listen closely! I didn't say I wanted to see a really big CLOCK!...--Tiberius
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That bastard Keane takes the trouble to draw the clock in 3-D perspective, and then look how he draws us!--anon
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So what time is ...Hey! stop peeing on the dresser!--Mad Max
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Billy, Dad called and he wants you to do something cute and syrupy for this panel!--zazu
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Boy, dad doesn't give us a whole hell of a lot to work with does he?--zazu
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"Jeez..P.J.'s almost an HOUR late. That's the fifth time this month. I think Keane is just going to fire the little bastard. Cartoonists' Guild is chock full of unemployed kids right now who'd GLADLY take the gig... --Wes Flinn
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"You obviously misunderstood me when I said we should 'Clock' Grandpa."--anon
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DAMMIT! Dad's drunk off his ass again. You'd better get started on his cartoon.--
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Well, the "end of the world" has come and gone again. Still think Grampa's the Messiah, dimbulb?--Trism
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Very good, Wilhelm! You haff stood at attention for vun hour! Now..execute the old man! Heil Hitler!--pavel
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