DFC #28 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Well, this is quite a change from that white frock with the long sleeves that twist around!--Tom Jenkins
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Granma, when you said you wanted to 'get in my pants' I didn't know you wanted to WEAR them.--Roy Olsen
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That "Ex-Lax in the pudding" joke never gets old for Dad, huh?--Dave Hollingsworth
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Aw, Grandma, why do I have to stop playing "Showgirls" just because your bridge club is coming over?--Greg J
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OK, Gramma, I get the idea. You can stop "accidentally" brushing your breasts against my head now, OK?--Kurt L.
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You know, Dad, this is kinky enough *without* the Gramma wig.--Kurt L.
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It's called a "bra," Gramma. Look into it.--Kurt L.
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No, no, no! I said I need a NOSE job!--J-rad
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OK, so they don't put cameras in the changing rooms ... but won't the guard notice something funny about a 5-year-old kid waddling around with nine Hermes scarfs in his pants?--Trism
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Ya know, Gramma, I thought old people were supposed to shrink, but you've suddenly become wicked huge.--Dark Roger
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Always in a hurry, you NEVER want to cuddle!!--anon
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Are you sure we're supposed to be taking stuff out of the Goodwill drop-off box?--Greg J
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So, today's life-lesson is "pulling the goalie"?--Bill Hunter
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I dunno, Gramma. Your underwear is kinda scratchy.--Bill Hunter
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Whuzza mean I've had enuff?! I'm the life offa party! Come on, jus one more! OK, OK, I'll put 'em on, but then I want another martooni!--Theo Van Gogh-Gogh
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Gramma, I don't think these little pants are big enough for my giant package!--anon
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OK, I guess you're right. They sure do look like fire ants, though...--~Ray Gaskill
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Yep, those are them alright. How the hell did your dentures get down there anyways?--Gundy
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Wow. It sure is lucky that your newspaper delivery boy wears the same size pants as I do, Granny.--RBByrnes
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But these limit my freedom of expression!--RBByrnes
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I don't care if you did cut my hair and are making me wear Jeffy's clothes. My name is STILL Dolly!--RBByrnes
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Well, Gram, you should have thought of that before you yelled "Surprise!" shouldn't you?!--Andy Ihnatko
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Geez, Gran'ma...these captions get twisted enough. You gotta make it easy for them?--SpinnWebe
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"Careful, honey! That's my war wound!"--Stephen Lee
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Mommy was right. You CAN get a guy out of his pants in no time at all.--Kyosuke
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"Wait. These aren't Jordache."--Jeffy
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WHOA! Granny ! Stop hitting me in the back of my head !--Scully
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I think Daddy might want a couple wallet size and at least one 5 x 7.--Rishmawy
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"That's not a barf bag, you blind old goat."--Tim Harrod
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Jeezus...these leather pants are a pain in the ass! Next time, get Dolly, Dad!--pavel
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Okay...slooooowwwwwly...steeeadyyy...OK! I'm out! Kill it!!! Kill it!!!Damn! Where do you think Dolly managed to find a Black Widow spider, anyway?!?--Andy Ihnatko
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Sheees, you're right granny! That creamed corn sure does make an awful mess.--kafka
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Don't worry about me. It's gonna look a lot more suspicious if Mom notices that you aren't wearing any pants.--anon
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Well, the guys just keep buying beers and the next thing I know I'm FACED!--Lack of Focus
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I still don't understand why you have to check me for a hernia four times a day, grandma.--zazu
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Well, it felt like it was just gonna be a fart.--Blake
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Yeah, *I* know you're only helping a 6 year old boy put his pants on. Tell those perverted assholes out there!--zazu
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So I guess I've inherited both your Jiffy-Pop hair *and* your bladder-control problem.--Paul Roub
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Thanks, Grandma. Mom hits the sauce in the morning and starts doing laundry. Next thing you know, my jeans have so much starch in them I'm walking like Frankenstein's monster.--Nethicus
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. . . and the really scary part is, I honestly don't know who made this mess in my pants.--Pete B.
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I thought it would just go away - then the infection spread and today it started bleeding.--Matthew Davidson
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Pardon me, but are those Bugle Boy Jeans you're putting on me?--Incoherency
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Your "little man," huh? I'll show you a "little man" in a minute, here.--anon
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Just think Grandma, Mommy and Daddy will have to do this for you soon...--Jackson
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Good job on getting the urine smell and poop stains out, but the blood on the crotch is still CLEARLY visible.--King Tony the Magnificent
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Whoa! I don't remember eating that!--J-rad
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Whoa! That was some sneeze, huh?--J-rad
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Jesus H. Christ, Bil, you put this frame in the paper and the whole world is gonna know I wear boxers instead of briefs.--JAS
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Ya know, it'd be funny if someone got a picture of this and spread it across the internet. Won't that be a dandy to explain!--the brian
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Sheez, ya wear a tutu to school just one day and suddenly you're not fit to dress yourself anymore--MechaGumby
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Jeez, when Daddy said he was gonna smack me right outta my pants, I thought it was just a figure of speech!--anon
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Damnit! I'm thirty two! I can do my own pants! Where's my cigar?--anon
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