DFC #337 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
"I planted a chinese 'Happy Tree', and the soil content killed it. Is that depressing or what?"--Magus
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"Why suuuuure! It's completely safe to walk on." --hangtowmman
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Water? I didn't use water. Oh, you're outta vodka.--Yakko
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"Standing in the dirt / your shoes will fill up with mud / I will laugh at you. Haiku!"--Westur the Unspeakable
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It's all speculation mind you, but my theory is that there are alternate universes encased in a shape like this. Possibly even 3 of them strung together in a row.--bobo
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Mud on shoe, mate!--Reverend Wholesomeness
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"... an' after we ate the mice, Kittycat showed me how to bury my droppings. She's a much better mother than Thel."--tgapds
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"Have a good trip. Don't worry about the cartoon while you're gone, I've got a whole shitload of fresh ideas..."--Heath
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You really can't tell the difference, can you? This is a hole in the ground.--Gen. Sedgwick
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"It's the Slough of Despond. You might find it convenient to wallow in it." --Roscoe
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"It's my birthday! Draw me Sharon Stone -- right there!"--Heath
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Mom bought us a junior archeologist kit. By the way what does a shred of dignity look like?--CrumbCake
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"It's a blank, empty spot devoid of all humor or meaning. I figured you might get two or three dozen panels out of it."--hangtownman
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I didn't want to go with the marygolds at first, but Mom said that there was too many damn pansies in the house already.--bobo
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It's going to be a "vegetable garden." The steady diet of government cheese and amphetamines around here is getting pretty fucking old.--kanemochi_B
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I just planted a 'PJ' tree!--sammy mazola jr
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I roped off a section for your fan club meeting. As you may note, I was pretty generous with the space allocation.--Coyote
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The cops cordoned it off this afternoon. Do you think they're onto what we did to Schultz?--Riff
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You said you wanted'a poke me in a dirty spot. How's this?--weezer
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"The cornfield was gettin' full, so I wished Dolly an' PJ into Mom's marigolds."--it's a good life
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Yo, Sasquatch! Stop trudging over my sensi crop! --buzz lightbeer
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Ze others vere digging a tunnel, Herr Kommandant. Should ve flood it and drowns zem like rats or should ve just throw zem in ze cooler?--bobo
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Dad, look! That new dog food gave Barfy explosive diarrhea! It was the coolest damn thing I've ever seen!!--Kurt L.
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Look dad, I planted some tomatoes and... hey, wait a sec. Where the hell are you coming from? You work at home, remember?--Kurt L.
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You're the replacement Bil? Good. Just so you know, the old one's buried here, so don't start any trouble!--Nethicus
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I took the rest of the horizon to build my fort. I'll put it back when I'm done.--alanon
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You're MINE Keane. When you step into this ring Monday night you better bring everthing you got. You will know pain Keane, you will know.--VitaminTom
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I'm so sick of this slit latrine, you cheap bastard. When are we gonna get indoor plumbing?--Gen. Sedgwick
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Sure, go right ahead; they're right down there. Or if you want your glasses back bad enough, I could be persuaded to retrieve them... for a small fee, of course.--Gen. Sedgwick
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You didn't really think you can kill a high lord of the undead , did you?--Mr. ?
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Bil never saw Billy's fist expand to five times normal size, or the killer left hook. --Mr. ?
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It was so funny. I should have though to put quicksand on the neighbor's lawn years ago. --Mr. ?
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"Home from work already Dad? Sheesh, who'd a thunk those words would ever come outta my mouth? This 50's flashback is seriously messing with my head!"--Shifter
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It's a nut sak garden. They should start tripping by the third week of spring.--agm
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"I want these quarters standing tall by 0900. Report to me then. AND WITHOUT THAT PLEDGE PIN! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"--Tillman
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Geez, thought Bil, I need to call the contractors and have this circle let out a little.--phil
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You see? I point my finger and it repels your featureless void. How will your powers save you now, Cartoonist Man?!!--phil
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The Killer Space Needle waited quietly in the background. It's time would come....--phil
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Yup, right in the cesspool. I guess here's where we find out how badly you need your fix after all, Junkieboy!--So It's Come To This
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"Can't you hear PJ's heart, Bil? Thump-thump... thump-thump... thump-thump..."--The Great and Powerful Danny Sichel
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"The shroud of Pigpen!"--Dave Matthews
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"It's a melon patch. All it needs is your seed."--grobnious
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"...and then I buried what was left in this shallow grave. So what did you do today, dad?--the skyclad answer
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The idea that the kids weren't his was nothing new to Bil, but suddenly it seemed the longer he stared, the more Billy looked like the neighbours pet monkey.--the skyclad answer
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