DFC #230 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
It's an interesting gimmick, but I just don't think Ouija Soup will sell in the southern states.--alanon
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Chinese alphabet soup? You Can't cram their entire alphabet inta ONE can, fer chrissakes!--Doc Evil
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Mommy! Dolly's taking all the swastikas!--Ron Martin
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This "Wheel of Fortune" soup reminds me a lot of Pat Sajak; white, bland, and slightly nauseating.--bobo
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This DFC brought to you by 40-O's, the malt liquor cereal.--Mafis
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This is what you do with the rejected captions? --Heath
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14, 15, 16. Sixteen rat poison pellets. Remember the days when they at least tried to be subtle?--alanon
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While Billy began his endless complaints about the food, Dolly began her lesbian fantasy about Zena and Gabrielle.--JohnBoy
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Check it out! Th' Z is ACTUALLY pulling Dolly's finger!--Doc Evil
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No matter what I try to spell, I keep fishing out these red asterisks...--Gen. Sedgwick
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We figure if we can spell out "Soylent Green" the DFC will have to remove this one, and then maybe we can have one meal in peace.--worth a shot
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"Nope, no matter how you pull'em out, our cereal just keeps spelling 'FAILURE.'"--The Interrupting Cow
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We raced around the house for thirty minutes for THIS shit?--Gen. Sedgwick
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Thanks a lot Mom. What did you save, maybe five cents, by getting Cyrillic alphabet soup?--Schickelgruber
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Subliminal advertising hits the Family Circus: the Spaggetios spell, "Buy Stay-Free Maxis with Wings".--Royal Canadian Mounted Yaksman
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I'm not saying I'm not ungrateful you got us something for our calcium deficiency, I'm just saying it's obviously too late when our teeth start falling out in soggy cereal.--Pastor of Muppets
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Hey Mom, they said at school we should be able to recongize these shapes by now, and even form something called "words".--I love the public school system
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We'd better get the real tooth fairy this time and not a wasted Bil in his skivies and a pink tutu barfing under our pillows.--Tazabby
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Just one more "t" and I'll finally get that suicide note done.--Tazabby
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If you pretend the letters like the ones on Sesame Street--living beings with feelings, thoughts and dreams--then this stuff is a hell of a lot funner to eat.--Kevin
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Unfortunately for Billy, he caught Dolly's magic rune in the corner of his eye and turned to stone.--Tazabby
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Screw the "starving kids in China" bit. Do they ever feel guilty when we have to go weeks at a time with nothing but wilted lettuce and mayonnaise?--Tazabby
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While Billy ranted on, Dolly sank into a mystic reverie as her hand, steadily guided by unseen forces, pressed each letter into place: "YTLIUG SI .J.O"...what were the spirits trying to say?--anon
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Double, double, toil and trouble, Cheerios burn and skim milk bubbles.--ColBleep
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"The noodles are fun to play with, but I like the beaks the best!"--Mutantdog
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"Nice try, mom! Fortunately, we're on such sugar highs any educational benefits this cereal might have are wasted! Hey, Dolly, here's to being 30-year-old illiterate melon-heads!"--Rappin' Rickey V.
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How come Spinnwebe will only let us submit our own captions this way?--Mister Sinister
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I'm going to keep this Y as a symbol of all the questions I have. Such as why didn't you and Dad ever use birth control?--Anastasia
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Hey, Mommy! We won a free trip to the Impossible Zone with these Barfy-O's!--The Outsider
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Billy blathered on about meaningless inanities, unaware that his Miniature Octopus Soup had turned on him and was even now going for the jugular.--The Outsider
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Hey, Mommy -- I found the rat's wishbone! What do you think I should wish for?--Paul Roub
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I'm not sure I'll be able to get used to AlphEbonics Cereal.--Jinx
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See this letter? This is what I ask every day of my goddamn miserable life!--Jinx
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How does Campbell's expect us to spell "Der Fuhrer" without a damn umlaut?--Agent Todd
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These Kellogg's Strontium Bits are great, Mommy! Another tooth came out for the Tooth Fairy!--marty gray
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"Mom, Dolly's using a booger to spell 'Boogie Man', is that a legal move?"--Lee Harvey
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"The soup seems to be telling me that I should save the souls of the unbelieving with the righteous and holy baptism of gasoline and blood, but somebody keeps eating my 'D's'." --Mr. Moody
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Will you please get me the pipe Mommy? This roach is too short to light.--anon
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