DFC #324 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Grocery Tip #6: You can always check to see if a melon is ripe by tapping on it.--Heath
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"Was this what Daddy meant when he said he had a 'kinky afternoon' planned for us?"--ks
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"Hey, Mom, if I've got fishing line in my hair, does that mean my head is reeling? Get it? reeling? Christ, you're no fun when you're hungover."--hangtownman
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What was to be Jeffy's first fishing lesson became his first experience with garrotting.--Pastor of Muppets
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The Amazing Family Circus #2 - Dolly finds her mutant power: The ability to entangle any long object. Knotgirl is born!--Mr. ?
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Your fishing line, too? I think someone here pissed off the Pasketti Fairy.--The Outsider
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Hey, Thel, did Uncle Roy borrow your Wonderbra again? You're looking right puny.--malachi constant
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"Knot Me!"--Dan Jones
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A fishing rod, a hair brush, Dolly's pestering, and Thel's near fatal hangover. "Hmmm," Jeffy thought, "That girl's asking for a world of hurt."--Rev. B
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Dang, you must have about five panels' worth of clouds stuck in that reel!--Namgubed the Merry Elf
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"Clarence Thomas visited you too?"--Boner Cunningham
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In an ill-conceived attempt to cut his workload, Bil briefly tried drawing his cartoons with the aid of a Spirograph.--ks
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On one occasion, Mrs. Keane struggled for over an hour to repair a fishing rod, while her daughter stood there with a fishhook embedded in her scalp. --From Child Protective Services Case File #47LD0--ks
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So how many pounds test IS your pubic hair?--Gen. Sedgwick
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"I like my fishing line the way I like my men: thick, black, and twisted."--ks
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"If you're havin' trouble with those knots, I think Daddy's got some Boy Scouts in the woods over there."--ks
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When you asked if I knew how to get Daddy's rod loose from the fly, I assumed...--Gen. Sedgwick (someone had to say it...)
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HELP ME!!! I'm Degenerating into a SCRIBBLE!!!!--Terminus
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You wouldn't still have that bottle of "Gee, Your Hair's Totally Lenny Kravitz," would you?--Orrin Bloquy
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Psst, Mom, next time the phone rings while Dad's drawing the strip? Could you remind him to put the pen down?--Trism
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"Give me two melon-headed children and a sturdy boat," Thel growled, "and I'll catch yer shark for ye."--bandit
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After due consideration I have come to the conclusion that Hemingway was full of shit.--Gen. Sedgwick
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That's what we get for bringin' Uncle Roy! His idea of fishin' is scannin' the Lunch Specials at Alioto's while flirtin' with the waiter!--Vice Pope Doug
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Mommy? If a bear obvussly thinks that Barfy is a girl dog, can Barfy have bear puppies, if he lives?--Vice Pope Doug
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My, we're all covered with Difficult Zone!--Xebec
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Finally, on the fourth day, Thel's meditation on the knot achieved its desired result, and the incessant babble of her children faded off into the silence of the Eternal One.--me, myself, I
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"So. You've got to handle short curly fuzzy hair-like things around a round lump-like object attached to a long pole. Dad's really not taking the separation well, is he?"--tv's Spatch
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This is ridiculous! Why won't Bil just cough up the $50 to have us de-wormed?--Ratman
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"Kinda reminds you of those hungarian gals we met at the Indigo Girls concert, eh?"--twomp
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"Man, we'd better spring for some new line. That ratty old shit couldn't haul a K through calm water. Remember what happened last time we let Carlos down."--M
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