DFC #184 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
I haven't seen a pile of guys that big since you went walkin' naked down the street, mom.--Don Spudleone
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Remember the time the whole family helped grandpa with his 'dysfunction?'--Fizzy
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Mom, it was just Billy trying to get some gum out of your purse! Aren't you a little trigger-happy with that pepper spray?--leek
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Further proof of what artists who succumbed to the McCarthy Witch Hunts have to do to prove their anti-communism: the prerequisite flag at every "patriotic" holiday!--Zert
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Billy's so patriotic! He's going to kick the crap out of that Japanese kid sitting on the monument.--Matt Holm
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So after Daddy hides the film in the pumpkin, then Mr. Hiss gives it to the Commies?--anon
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I don't know what he's up to either, but he was screaming something about "that goddam Beetle Bailey".--Norm DePlume
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How much of a head start does Billy get before Daddy plugs him?--Nick Danger
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I really have no idea where we are, considering I can't read PJ's pennant!--Fizzy
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I don't get it. If you're taking pictures to remember this by, why aren't we in any of them? The way I see it, it would saved a lot of time and effort if we had just stayed home and bought a book. --anon
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Quick Agent "Billy" is making a break for it! Drop him with the "camera"!!--Prof. Moriairty
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Marty Scorcese says if we do this take right history will adopt it as reality.--rfg
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Daddy's not foolin' anyone with those "bar-noculars". Not only is he holding them up to his mouth, but he's got a big bourbon stain down the front of his shirt.--Schickelgruber
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Oh no! Billy's trying to get away to a decent comic strip again. Catch him!--Anastasia
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Daddy, you were a draft dodger. Shouldn't we be going to Canada for Memorial Day?--The Hanged Man
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And the government has a problem with gays in the military?--Riff
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"...the lives of 80,000 Americans, Men who Dared, Men of Liberty." Damned touching. Can we go to Burger King now?--Rotter
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"That should be two tickmarks on measurement," I said. "I mean, you don't want the the statue to come out twelve times too big, do you?" "What do I look like, an idiot?" you said...--Rotter
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I know he's messed up before, mom, but today you ARE Miss Uniboob!--phonsux
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This is a pretty sweet deal...we get to come to DC, eat with the President, and get our names in the paper. I tell ya, we should get arrested in foreign countries more often!--Azazael
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Of course I still believe in the movement, and I'm proud of the sacrifice that Billy is about to make. It's just, we only had the one bomb, and it seems that we could have made a bigger statement by sending him on the white house tour, instead..--Geoduck
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Oh, how impressive. Bil bought a CD of clip art.--ewhac
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As Dolly rambled on about the extra credit history report she was preparing, Thel reminisced about sucking off General Westmoreland in a pup tent outside of Da Nang in 1971.--Vice Pope Doug
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All this jingoistic bullshit makes me sick! If we'd just let the Japs take Iwo Jima, I bet my Casio digital camera would have been a LOT cheaper!!--Vice Pope Doug
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Daddy says when you're in th' Army, your animal instincts take over an' indiscriminate sex is something you don't hafta feel guilty about. Is that true?--Vice Pope Doug
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