DFC #148 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Daddy's coming! He can't believe that one of your turds looks like Jesus, either!--Schickelgruber
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Jeffy, mommy said that praying to the porcielin god is a euphamism and we dont really need to give it sacrifices. I hope Dolly is okay.--Styx
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Cool! This time, I'll flush it and YOU go watch the sewer back up!--Samwise
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Alright! Dad finally saved enough to buy us some toilet paper!--The Hanged Man
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Awesome! They found your left hand clogging up Mrs. Lester's pipes three doors down!--Tangent
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Okay, it's been Fifteen minutes...Let's go see if P.J. made it to the sewage plant.--Doc Evil
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False Alarm Jeffy. It wasn't the cops. See if any of that crack is still dry.--TwoHill
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Get ready to lock the door -- Daddy's been eatin' that Olestra stuff again!--Jessica Steinhice
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Mommy gave us fifty cents for the tapeworm! --Changa
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Mommy says '2000 Flushes' is just a marketing concept, so it doesn't matter that we lost count.--Jim Ellwanger
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alright! i locked barfy outside.. now we'll find out why he loves to drink this stuff..--freakazoid
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I guess the Wonderbra is working, Jeffy. Mom wants to see you in the next panel!--Preacher/Judge
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YES! I auditioned for the lead in Rump Wranglers and I got it! Smell my fist! --zazu
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Dad finally drew a toilet, eh? Outta my way!--anon
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See I told ya, one chainsaw plus quality plumming equals no evidence.--Mad Mike
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Okay, I got Bob Vila on the horn: the reason the toilet keeps running is that the handle is stuck down.--swb
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Dad's Ex-Lax kicked in. Has the glue set?--Peon
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"Yipee! 365 consecutive days without flushing! Now those Guiness Book of World Records people HAVE to take notice!"--halaq
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Okay...this time I'll be Uncle Roy and you be daddy and the bathroom is a men's room at a Greyhound Station somewhere in the Southwest.--I really hope my mom doesn't see this.
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Hey Jeffy? Have you ever noticed how every 5 panels or so, Bil has the two of us playing near a toilet?--Joojoo and the Bee
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STOP! Kittycat's not dead. She just got into Mommy's stash and is really, really stoned.--Anastasia
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Quick, dish out some more! Dolly ate a whole plateful in the previous panel -- and I bet she's ready for seconds!--Grizz
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The cops are finally here!! Start flushing, and remember to tell the SWAT team daddy said he'd cave your head in if you didn't get rid of all his "balloons." By Christ, we'll all be in foster homes by nightfall, PRAISE THE LORD!!--The 4-Star Pope
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They came through with the ransom money! You can let P.J. out now.--The 4-Star Pope
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You know how when we stole that toilet we wondered who had an ass big enough to need that size bowl? Well, Rush Limbaugh's at the door with the FBI.--The 4-Star Pope
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Ok, Jeffy, we've got it straightened out. That drunken asshole Scotty's going to reverse the transporter codes, beam you back to the ship and separate your arm from the toilet.--The 4-Star Pope
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Let the fisting begin!--Dain Bread
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Hey, go check it out! Barfy's going off on dad's leg!--ed munster
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