DFC #14 |
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Image © 1998 Bil Keane, Inc. Distributed by Cowles Synd., Inc. |
Call me crazy, but I don't remember a masturbation scene in "Citizen Kane".--zazu
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Trust me. Dress 'em in "Howard's End" garb, replace the "FUCK ME HARD's" in the script with "ROSEBUD" and we can sell it as an art film! --anon
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Gimme the camera! I want to videotape the filth we live in so that Social Services will get us out of this hell-hole.--Dark Roger
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I know the ten grand would come in handy, but won't it _hurt_ Billy if I him in the groin with a ball peen hammer?--Craig
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. . . but are you SURE a nude scene is essential to plot development?--Pete B.
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Of course I knew Jeffy was gonna get hit by a car! Geez, why do you think I had you shoot this scene last?--Andy Ihnatko
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How many times have I told you daddy: we're PLAYING, not FILMING. And you're not a cinematographer. In fact I question that you work at all.--anon
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Don't be so hard on Jeffy, Daddy. It's hard to get an erection with a camera pointed at you.--db
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"Can't we just pretend to snuff P.J.?"--Roy Johnson
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Hi Mommy. Daddy is treating us very well here. I hope you can come up with the ransom money soon, we all miss you lots.--Trism
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Gimme the vaseline and I'll lube down the dogs.--Ken Long
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Come on. Give me the camera. I'll show you how stupidly YOU'RE drawn.--Kyosuke
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If you can't find anything decent to shoot with all this around, you might as well go back to filming the bedroom sports with mommy. At least that has cash potential...--anon
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I don't think "Kids II" will be as big as the first one, Daddy, but maybe Timmy's beating scene might arouse some interest...--the Shagman
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Oh, Daddy! Billy *always* gets to be the stud!--anon
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Aw, c'mon Dad, take the gloves off! You don't want me to have to whup your sissy butt again like I did last time, now do you?--GM
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Boom up and swish-pan left with a zoom! How many times do we hafta go through this?--8R
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"Oh, Daddy...taping us for posterity...why bother? You haven't had us age for 20 plus years now..."--Wes Flinn
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C'mon Dad, fire up that camera so we can get a picture of this particularly poorly-drawn Jeffy!--anon
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"I forget Daddy...which one of us should be having sex with Barfy?"--Beavis
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My contract requires that you clear the set of all non-essential personnel during nude scenes!--Art
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Obviously this more than a Kodak moment!--anon
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